What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

How do atheists explain the fact that when I pray to God, I feel better and I get a feeling of comfort? Doesn’t this prove that a God exists?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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